Look at the picture

It’s funny  no one remembered it is my birthday today. I mean really. My mother, my best friend, any friend. Nobody. I’ve had the chance to get a “Happy Birthday” and maybe a lower price from the cunt who sucked me. But did’nt tell her, my bad. And dont make that shitty face on me.  I’m not complaining here. Its just  f-u-c-k-i-n funny.

Well, what’s less funny, thou, my last favorite game have’nt remembered either. Thats why i dont mention the name here. Fuck them. Pay back.

Still spammers did’nt forgot. So i got some best, unique, fuckin stunnin offers in my mail especially for this ocasion. Such as, 100% cotton fluffy toys for my children — i always use a condom suckers– a big discount for a anti-tero suit + some kindda good professional kits — i have to think about it…. at least the kits, pretty good to kill some one– a credits offer for a way weird facebook game — no thanks — and finally a present. Can’t say, i have’nt got one. A whole fuckin week of Super Powers from Netlog.  I’m the fuckin superman this week, suckers, stay away.

And, by the way, i’ve just  found this picture above. It’s not me in the picture. I’m not screwing the girl in the picture. I’m not screwing the cat in the picture. I did’nt even take it. Still, stays the best picture ive seen in a long time. So better then read this shit, look at the picture.

Actually you’ve already read it. Waste of time.